What can I say? If I ever doubted that the people loved me... well let's just say I don't anymore.I have been immortalized in plastic!
I think that the Queen Elizabeth Barbie is a pretty fair representation of me. Despite rumours to the contrary, the 36-9-34 measurements are anatomically possible and I dare anyone to contradict me.
I may have the heart and stomach of a King but as you can see I also have the totally rockin' bod of a really hot woman!
I am still waiting for an answer to the question posed by the 3rd Lady of the Bedchamber: How will you rein in those who lack faith in your abilities? Do you have any pans?
ReplyDeleteAlso: Plastic??? Wtf?
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I mean "plans" (goodness...I'm as bad as that old fogey Fitzy, but I don't have the excuse of being old and out of touch).
ReplyDeleteYou were always admired, whether it was for your beauty or your status though is a query
ReplyDeleteThank God for rib busting corsets!! There is no better invention.
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Your majesty, you have always been such a fashion icon and a patron of the arts. Why should you not be revered by all persons from this realm, you have given them hope, however the doll does not do you justice. I am concerned how the doll reflects questions of your purity; could they have not dipped it in powder?? Do forgive me, but everyone looks to you for fashion, should you not where more English styles than those of France and Eastern Europe as the embroidery seems to indicate? Do you not wish to promote opportunities for the crafts women of our country?? I dare question you, so I suppose I will not be receiving a promotion to the 2nd lady of the bedchamber's position :(
ReplyDeleteAlthough you do look beautiful as a barbie just remember how a barbie is represented.. weak and fragile with big strong ken for support. You don't want your countrymen to view that way do you? You will have to prove them wrong and show the men how you can rule just as equally if not better!
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